Because this is what happens when Joel texts me that he's on his way home from the office...
Joel: Taking off now.
Me: Whatcha want for dinner?
Me: Options include last night's chicken soup, spicy bean burritos with raw milk cheddar, crepes, hot dogs with stone ground mustard.
Me: Or turkey wraps with avocado or sausage and eggs or tortilla pizzas.
Me: Or I could also probably do some kind of roasted tomato and butter pasta thing too.
Joel: [finally at home] THAT LAST THING!